I took notes like the big dork that I am and came away with some very interesting information...
The main exhibit was a collection of artifacts from the early inhabitants of Ecuador and other South American countries nearby. La Tolita people (600 antes de Cristo - 400 despues de Cristo) made clay figurines of men tied to platforms as either human sacrifices or as soon-to-be-circumcised youngsters. There were also a few erotic figures. The most interesting to me from this group were the figures of alligators and cats/lions because they reminded me of Chinese animal figures. We're all Asian!!! :)
The Jama-Coaque section (350 aC - 1533 dC) held a male figurine drugged and in a trance (probably from chewing coca). The Machalilla (1600 - 800 aC) exhibit included a replica of a device consisting of two small planks of wood strapped to a human skull (another replica) that was used to intentionally deform a person's head as a status symbol (beauty is pain, right?). The Panzaleo (500 aC - 1533 dC) people used huge round pots decorated with human faces chewing coca or even with shrunken heads (tzantzas). The Panzaleo people would shrink their enemies heads after killing them in an effort to quell any attempts of revenge by their enemies' spirits. They also got a bit of their mojo by doing so. Finally, one of the earliest cultures known to have inhabited South America, the Valdivia (3800 - 1500 aC), created pottery specifically for inhaling hallucinogenic substances. The shamans would use stone jars shaped like cats (a powerful animal spirit) to hold these substances. The Valdivia also produced numerous figurines dedicated to depict femininity in all its stages and forms: a young girl, a woman menstruating, a pregnant woman, a girl going through puberty, etc. Gee, thanks!
I snapped a few photos of the pottery before I realized that I wasn't allowed to. And then I snapped a few more in the colonial art area. Curse this faulty memory of mine! :)
The Chorrera people (900-100 a.C.) created the whistle bottle in which water poured from said bottle recreates various animal sounds.
A bat even made it to the whistle bottle.
The figures of Jesus I've seen here have been rather disturbing. I understand that the intent behind these figures is not to make me feel happy and fluffy about the whole crucifixion, but the wounds depicted on these Jesuses are quite reminiscent of rotting flesh or leprous wounds. In some, the blood oozing from his side is 3D and looks like Play-Do spaghetti. In this one, his arms did not stay intact with his body and creates an even more horrific reaction within the observer. Yikes.
A gold monstrance to hold the Eucharist. Adorned with gold, silver, 993 diamonds, 143 rubies, 1156 emeralds, 46 topazes, and 1147 pearls. The Catholics invented decadence!
A very elaborate diorama from the 18th century. The Virgin Mary is surrounded by small cherubim, musical archangels, and the 12 apostles. I've never seen anything like it!
Many more museums to explore... :)